CC Sabathia vs Phillies: Too Dominant to be Interesting

New York Yankees vs Philadelphia Phillies 3-20-11 Recap
The complete package showed up for the New York Yankees today from CC Sabathia to the bullpen to the lineup and from power to small ball.

This was the perfect example of why the Yankees have a chance to win every start CC makes and how the power of this team can overwhelm even a very good pitcher like Joe Blanton while one of the best aces in all of baseball can keep a good team like the Phillies down.

Let’s go ahead and make the note here that the Yanks used their DH (Arod) and the Phils let the pitcher bat. These are still exhibition games and everyone has things they need to work on still.

That being said, of every player on this roster I think I devote the fewest words to CC Sabathia for one very simple reason: He is the best starter on the staff and comes with zero question marks. What am I going to say about the guy except: CC’s great. CC’s going to give you 7+ innings every start, CC lost weight, he could win the Cy Young.

BOOOORRRRRING!

CC if you want more face time on this site you’re going to need to do something messed up on the field.  I don’t care if you have an affair with one of George Bush’s daughters, that’s not why I am here. I only write about on the field action. Although wouldn’t that be awesome for America if one of the little blonde daughters of George W. Bush started dating CC Sabathia? Jenna’s married, but I think the other one, Barbara is available… and she’s kinda hot…

So, CC, unless you start drilling for oil at the Crawford Ranch and all you do is go out and dominate teams every time out like you did today, I really don’t have anything I can write about you because you’re the best. So here, go read my treatise on AJ Burnett and congrats on being a stud.

*Note to world: CC is happily married, please stop sending me hate letters, as I am sure he wouldn’t sink to dating Barbara Bush.

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